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    Fairways, Freeways, and Midlife Highways: The Epic RV Golf Trip from Denver to Scottsdale

    January 19, 2024 - By 

    Title: “Swinging in Style: A Lavish Golf Road Trip from Denver to Scottsdale” Gather round, gentlemen of refined taste (and wallets to match). It’s time to embark on a golfing odyssey like no other – a luxury RV trip from Denver to the star-studded greens of Scottsdale. Imagine this: four friends, a state-of-the-art RV (that practically drives itself), and a journey filled with top-notch golf, gourmet dining, and high-end shenanigans. Buckle up for a satirical spin through this upscale escapade. Day 1: Denver’s Deluxe Departure Your journey kicks off in the lap of luxury. Forget fumbling with RV controls; your…

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    A weather guide to libations. It’s not all about a beer

    January 2, 2024 - By 

    1. The 'Frosty Flurry' Hot Chocolate When it's so cold out that you suspect the golf balls might shatter on impact, the Hot Chocolate is king. It's the perfect companion for those days when you're questioning your life choices and sanity for golfing in near-Arctic conditions. Keep your spirits and body temperature up - who knows, it might even thaw out your frozen swing. 2. The 'Sideways Rain' Stout Picture this: it's raining sideways, your umbrella has surrendered, and you can't tell if the water hazard is the pond or the fairway. Enter the Stout - dark, strong, and as…