• Drinking - etiquette - Golf - Tournaments

    Fairways, Freeways, and Midlife Highways: The Epic RV Golf Trip from Denver to Scottsdale

    January 19, 2024 - By 

    Title: “Swinging in Style: A Lavish Golf Road Trip from Denver to Scottsdale” Gather round, gentlemen of refined taste (and wallets to match). It’s time to embark on a golfing odyssey like no other – a luxury RV trip from Denver to the star-studded greens of Scottsdale. Imagine this: four friends, a state-of-the-art RV (that practically drives itself), and a journey filled with top-notch golf, gourmet dining, and high-end shenanigans. Buckle up for a satirical spin through this upscale escapade. Day 1: Denver’s Deluxe Departure Your journey kicks off in the lap of luxury. Forget fumbling with RV controls; your…

  • etiquette - Golf - Shopping

    From Virtual Birdies to Real Bogeys: The Golfer’s Guide to Transitioning from Simulator to Green

    January 18, 2024 - By 

    Welcome to the realm where the grass is always greener, even when it’s a high-resolution digital image. As the snow melts and the golf courses emerge from hibernation, it’s time for us simulator warriors to brave the actual outdoors. Here’s your semi-serious guide to taking your pixel-perfect game into the wild, unpredictable world of real-life golf. 1. Embrace the Elements First things first, let’s address the big, blue, open thing above you – it’s called the sky, and it’s not a glitch in the matrix. Unlike your climate-controlled simulator haven, the real world has this fun thing called weather. Wind,…

  • etiquette - Golf - Partners

    Fairway Follies: Navigating the Green with Eccentric Golf Companions

    January 6, 2024 - By 

    Golf: a game of tranquility, skill, and occasionally, a test of your social tolerance. You may find yourself playing with a cast that could rival a quirky sitcom. But before we tee off into their world, let’s pause for a quick mirror check – because self-awareness is the first rule in the unofficial golfer’s handbook. The Cast of the Green: A Quick Rundown Mirror, Mirror on the Fairway Embracing the Madness (and a Bit of Self-Reflection): Conclusion: The Joyful Golfer’s Journey In golf, as in life, it’s about the journey – quirky companions included. Embrace the diversity, enjoy the game,…

  • etiquette - Golf - Rules

    Stakes on a Plane: The Comically Serious Guide to Red, Yellow, and White Markers in Golf

    January 3, 2024 - By 

    Ah, the colorful world of golf stakes! These aren’t your backyard BBQ skewers; they’re the beacons of hope (and sometimes despair) on the golf course. Let’s embark on a whimsical journey through the land of red, yellow, and white stakes, and perhaps learn how to turn these colorful sticks into strategic allies. 1. Red Stakes: The Sirens of the Water Hazard First up, red stakes, the telltale signs of a lateral water hazard. Picture this: you’ve just hit a beautiful shot, and it’s sailing gracefully through the air… right into a pond. Those red stakes are laughing at you now.…

  • etiquette - Golf - Partners

    Fairways and Pageantry: Keeping Your Eyes on the Ball with a Beauty Queen in Your Foursome

    January 2, 2024 - By 

    Picture this: you've geared up for a regular day at the links, ready to conquer the fairways. But lo and behold, today's golfing escapade throws you a curveball – one of your foursome is a reigning beauty queen! Now, as much as this scenario sounds like the plot of a quirky golf comedy, it's a perfect opportunity to talk about focus... and keeping your eyes on the ball.